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Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c
mozart writes about getting that ass licked
nicki sings about getting that ass licked
both true musical masters, honestly
The way art is suppose to be
Oh my scales, I just searched the translation and it’s true. It stands for “Lick me in the ass”
Yeah, there you go, the deathless elegance of classical music. What can one say.
Here is Jennifer Lawrence who probably didn’t have her best Labor Day weekend. I feel bad for her and there are so many things I could talk about with all that went on but… I will leave most of that to others. What I will say is this, I usually try to be inclusive as possible but the most upsetting thing I have regularly seen about this are the legions of guys whose arguments come down to “Sluts got what they deserve”. I am not entirely sure what this argument means but if you are one of those people I will unequivocally tell you you are a piece of shit. There are again lots of reasons why, ranging from the fact that this was a gross violation of privacy, a violation of a woman and you immediately come up with reasons why it’s a woman’s fault to the confusing misogyny of you wanting to see these pictures and then holding the woman in contempt for doing something that got you what you want. But I also happen to know these arguments won’t make a dent. It’s ok, I’m not here to convince you today. Today I am here to mock you. This is where I start mocking you. See, you are eagerly gobbling up naked pictures of women and then bashing them for being naked. I can only imagine this is because you are sad, lonely, sexually frustrated individuals. To get what you claim to want and be angry about it displays a deep, deep dissatisfaction with your life. I am sure you have reasons about how it’s the world’s fault but let’s be honest, you look around, you’re lonely, your pop culture ephemera doesn’t love you back, and things aren’t at all like you imaged they’d be when you became an adult. You’re a giant loser and it frustrates you. Your idea that a women being naked makes her a slut betrays that apparently you never get to see women naked. I am sorry because naked women are great. I know, I saw one on cable once. It was awesome. You however are a ball full of impotent rage and you are a sad little loser. I am normally not this mean but… you’re a douche bag and a bully who hides behind a screen of anonymity. Now, I know implying you’re a loveless, friendless, socially inept piece of trash is lazy and cheap and low hanging fruit but… I just don’t feel bad. As for me, I don’t see anything wrong with a woman taking naked pictures of herself. I don’t see anything wrong with her sharing it with people she wants to share it with. It’s her life and her body. I see a lot with people stealing it. So I feel bad for Jennifer Lawrence and I feel bad to be at all associated with the sort of people who have shown the nastiness of their character. But I hold her in the same esteem I did before, she’s a good actress and she is beautiful and today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.